Burf

Overview
Burf is a Royal Guard of the server. He was initiated alongside Narco.

Fictional Bio
A stray hobo usually found in the trash or his home. Lives with Bell, a gluttonous purple demon… thing, which sucks out his lifeforce; aka his money. Usually seen wearing his dirty maroon beanie, his over-sized blue open hoodie, a “white” T-shirt, and baggy track pants. One may think he’s a poor, broke soul because of his apparel, but no, he just has a terrible sense for clothes. That and he complains about everything unless he’s comfortable.

IRL Bio
Suh. Name’s Miguel, but that shit don’t sound good, so call me Burf instead. I'm a 21 year old Filipino cunnybag living in the internet and my tablet, depends on if I’m doing my work, and work being drawing or sleeping. If you don’t see me do my work, feel free to like, drop a few doozies in my DMs, or just leave me to my ruzzos. Oh yeah, and I do other things too, like other things.

Trivia

 * Goes in different names; Burf, Byurk, Shnurt, and Heugh (last one rarely seen)
 * Tends to be bitchy, so please, tolerate the boy - Burf, 11/14/2017
 * Burf wrote the entirety of his two bios, bar minor edits.
 * If lost, please dial +971 50 247 4303. No rewards will be given.
 * His Discord username changes often. As of November 14th, 2017, it is "Bleurph#4679".